8-point Buck Runs Wild Inside Super Target

An 8-point buck activated the automatic doors of a West Des Moines, Iowa SuperTarget and strolled right in. That’s all the information you need; on to the bad jokes from witnesses:

“Someone said he was coming to visit his cousin, Moccasins,” said Abby Frasher, an assistant manager of the store at 5405 Mills Civic Pkwy. “That’s a really bad joke. Maybe he heard our produce was really crisp.”

“Did anyone come in behind it with a bow and arrow?” said Roger Houts, of Des Moines.

Frasher said the buck’s timing was impeccable, considering several of the district honchos reviewed the store’s holiday displays Monday as part of something they call “Reindeer Run.”

CNN is reporting that the buck slipped near the “makeup aisle.” — MEGHANN MARCO

Oh deer [DesMoinesRegister.com]

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  1. acutusnothus says:

    Oh, deer…

  2. stubar says:

    This pales in comparison to when a deer made it’s way inside both the Diesel and Polo stores in Georgetown (DC) and was eventually tranquilized while looking at it’s self in a dressing room mirror. I may have a heart of stone, but that shit’s just precious.

  3. SpecialK says:

    Deer don’t try that shit in Wal-Mart!

  4. Chairman-Meow says:

    Oh deer, I hope target doesn’t lose any doe over this flap.

    Maybe they can buck the trend so it will turn out better as long as they do not fawn over the issue too much.

    Heh.

  5. Chairman-Meow says:

    Oh deer, I hope Target doesn’t fawn over the issue too much. Then again, that would mean they would have to buck the trend wouldn’t it ?

    Heh.

  6. Chairman-Meow says:

    Oh deer, I hope Target doesn’t fawn over the issue too much. Then again, that would mean they would have to buck the trend wouldn’t it ?

    Heh.

  7. Chairman-Meow says:

    Sorry folks….the software glitch’d up on me.

  8. acambras says:

    Deer don’t try that shit in WalMart because the aisles don’t have enough room even for humans to move around.

  9. RandomHookup says:

    Somewhere is a lawyer preparing a suit for a “slip & fall.”

  10. GenXCub says:

    He was followed by nutjob Ted Nugent who then looked for a Foreman Grill to cook up his soon-to-be-dinner.

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  12. Mike_ says:

    Oh no. Not Fran again.

    Fran approached the dear by yelling (quite literally yelling), “I don’t know what you want me to do. We don’t have any corn.” The deer said quietly that that wasn’t what he wanted at all, but Fran cut him off by yelling again, “There’s nothing I can do for you, deer. What do you want?” The deer said, “I am not deaf. Please stop yelling.” Fran lowered her voice fractionally, and said again, “We don’t have any corn.”

  13. acambras says:

    God, Mike_, that’s funny!

    Ben, do we have any Fran updates?

  14. Sheik says:

    You know I read this and I didn’t really care if the deer or any human were hurt. Im just glad the deer didn’t sh!t on their floor. Now I can wipe the sweat from my brow.

  15. suicidal deer. wanted to buy himself a bullseye.

  16. Grrrrrrr, now with two buns made of bacon. says:

    “Save Big Bucks at Target!”

  17. volatile.memory says:

    Is that 8-point Western-count or 8-point Eastern-count?