An 8-point buck activated the automatic doors of a West Des Moines, Iowa SuperTarget and strolled right in. That’s all the information you need; on to the bad jokes from witnesses:
“Someone said he was coming to visit his cousin, Moccasins,” said Abby Frasher, an assistant manager of the store at 5405 Mills Civic Pkwy. “That’s a really bad joke. Maybe he heard our produce was really crisp.”
“Did anyone come in behind it with a bow and arrow?” said Roger Houts, of Des Moines.
Frasher said the buck’s timing was impeccable, considering several of the district honchos reviewed the store’s holiday displays Monday as part of something they call “Reindeer Run.”
CNN is reporting that the buck slipped near the “makeup aisle.” — MEGHANN MARCO
Oh deer [DesMoinesRegister.com]
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Oh, deer…
This pales in comparison to when a deer made it’s way inside both the Diesel and Polo stores in Georgetown (DC) and was eventually tranquilized while looking at it’s self in a dressing room mirror. I may have a heart of stone, but that shit’s just precious.
Deer don’t try that shit in Wal-Mart!
Oh deer, I hope target doesn’t lose any doe over this flap.
Maybe they can buck the trend so it will turn out better as long as they do not fawn over the issue too much.
Heh.
Oh deer, I hope Target doesn’t fawn over the issue too much. Then again, that would mean they would have to buck the trend wouldn’t it ?
Heh.
Oh deer, I hope Target doesn’t fawn over the issue too much. Then again, that would mean they would have to buck the trend wouldn’t it ?
Heh.
Sorry folks….the software glitch’d up on me.
Deer don’t try that shit in WalMart because the aisles don’t have enough room even for humans to move around.
Somewhere is a lawyer preparing a suit for a “slip & fall.”
He was followed by nutjob Ted Nugent who then looked for a Foreman Grill to cook up his soon-to-be-dinner.
Oddly, a bull also broke loose from a fair in Toronto Monday and …
Oh no. Not Fran again.
God, Mike_, that’s funny!
Ben, do we have any Fran updates?
You know I read this and I didn’t really care if the deer or any human were hurt. Im just glad the deer didn’t sh!t on their floor. Now I can wipe the sweat from my brow.
suicidal deer. wanted to buy himself a bullseye.
“Save Big Bucks at Target!”
Is that 8-point Western-count or 8-point Eastern-count?