What Else Could Go Wrong, UPS?
Brad sends in this screenshot of how his package is faring in the hands of UPS.
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Not so hot, it looks like. Somewhere along the line, someone confused his disk drive bay with a food and/or a drug.
Brett asks, "What more can happen to this? How much worse can it get?" How about...
THIS PACKAGE IS BEING FORCE-FED TO PITBULLS WHO WILL FIGHT EACH OTHER TO THE DEATH. THEIR REMAINS WILL BE PASSED THROUGH A FAX MACHINE. A CLEARANCE AGENCY WILL HOLD THEM UNTIL THEY FEEL LIKE DRIVING BY YOUR HOUSE AND THROWING THEM IN YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PICK UP THE NEWSPAPER.







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