U-Haul Has A Penis?
After examining the Lil' Hauler Plush Toy Trailer (left, $9.95), reader Matt found that its proboscis bore an unmistakable reference to something he hadn't been able to find among his fat folds in some time.
Matthew asks, "Is the little trailer indeed sporting wood?"
Normally we would consider such questions infra dig, but after the recent ruckus over the Peekaboo Dance Pole (ages 4+) we're just not so sure about this so-called "toy industry."
Whatever the answer, Lil Sammy Mover and Lil Hauler make quite a joysome pair when connected together.
Readers are invited to call1-866-277-6855 and share the truth they discover.
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That is one happy U-Haul trailer. Course, if mine could reach my mouth, I'd be happy too.
It's a trailer hitch.
I think the correct term would be tow bar, or draw bar, which attaches to the trailer hitch on the towing vehicle.
I like the expression the truck has. ;)
There's a typo in the headline -- you misspelled 'is', as in, "U-Haul IS a penis."
Knowing what I know about U-Haul and looking at the expression of good-natured stupidity on that trucks face, I want to punch it. I may need to buy one.
comrade snarky, you fail to live up to your name.
I think Ben is intentionally misspelling words for us, a kind of meta-game for the readers!
"...its proboscis bore an unmistakable reference to something he hadn't been able to find among his fat folds in some time."
Am I missing a reason for the rather nasty description of reader Matt?
You know, the peeps at Gawker would guillotine any commenter with the word 'snark' in their handle/name.
Why doesn't the truck have dents on it? Unforetunately soft U-haul toys don't make up for bad service...
Of course U-Haul has a penis. That's what they use to fuck their customers.