I'd hire him. A guy with this much dexterity and energy would be hell on wheels with a mop and bucket. And a broom. And a featherduster. And a bottle of Windex.

What a super tool.

I know that someday while going through the McDonald's drive-thru in New Jersey, I will hear the disembodied voice of Vayner asking me:

"Do you want to sucesssfully supersize that"?

You got me. I finally caved and watched the video. Gawker tempted me, but Consumerist did it.

In this day and age, I can't believe how easily people set themselves up for public humiliation.

I cannot believe I'm taking this video seriously enough to comment (and yes, you tempted me into watching it too with the remix!), but:

A) If you do not know how to appropriately lift weights and are so incapable of adequately isolating muscles that you're using your GROIN to help bench press, DON'T PUT IT ON A VIDEO;

B) If you're going to go to this much trouble to make a video resume, spend the bucks to hire a voice coach for one session. It isn't his accent (that's just a lovely background lilt); it's that irritating back-of-the-throat voice that every frat-boy in America seems to use. It's hard to understand and unpleasant to listen to.

In law school they even sent us a voice coach so we could learn to be less-irritating to listen to in court. This guy SO would have flunked that. His vocal presentation is entirely non-compelling.

Okay, enough random beating on someone who has taken enough internet beating-on to last the rest of his life. The voice thing just irritated me!

I was really expecting to see a graphic for Valtrex, or some other herpes medication at the end of that clip. Perhaps even a voiceover saying something like, "Helping douche bags with herpes live perfectly normal lives, while working out." LOL!