Is it really that hard to make uniforms that look somewhat cool and futuristic looking? I mean these are ok... if you live in NYC and are a hiphop star. But I see one crewmember looking like this on something thats going to be 30 thousand feet up in the air, and I will be taking the train.

Actually, the uniforms aren't half bad from the neck down... but unless the guy's joining the mile-high fishing club, I don't get the hat.

The hats don't work... If we're going to go this crazy with hats, why not a few fedorras?

Well thank goodness they found a good way to spend all that pension, salary and benefit money they took back.

Yes Mary. God forbid they stop paying the "designing on a dime" crew to give their passengers better customer service... Anybody ever stand up in a plane? Unless you're short like me, those hats are coming off. Oooh bonus, I can grab a hat that matches the crappy blanket I stole! Is it just me or does that photo make that guy's hand look freakish? My bad, the whole thing gives me the willies.

That guy looks like a Demon Of The Week from an episode of "Charmed," ready to do battle with Alyssa Milano.

When did Kevin Federline start working for Delta, yo?

Pretty fly for a white guy.

Rakish Chapeau will be my user name next time I get a Gawker execution.

Those are some stupid ass hats.