U-Haul Has A Penis?

After examining the Lil’ Hauler Plush Toy Trailer (left, $9.95), reader Matt found that its proboscis bore an unmistakable reference to something he hadn’t been able to find among his fat folds in some time.

Matthew asks, “Is the little trailer indeed sporting wood?”

Normally we would consider such questions infra dig, but after the recent ruckus over the Peekaboo Dance Pole (ages 4+) we’re just not so sure about this so-called “toy industry.”

Whatever the answer, Lil Sammy Mover and Lil Hauler make quite a joysome pair when connected together.

Readers are invited to call1-866-277-6855 and share the truth they discover.

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  1. acambras says:

    Of course U-Haul has a penis. That’s what they use to fuck their customers.

  2. bluegus32 says:

    That is one happy U-Haul trailer. Course, if mine could reach my mouth, I’d be happy too.

  3. comrade_snarky says:

    It’s a trailer hitch.

  4. rlee says:

    I think the correct term would be tow bar, or draw bar, which attaches to the trailer hitch on the towing vehicle.

  5. DTWD says:

    I like the expression the truck has. ;)

  6. Antediluvian says:

    There’s a typo in the headline — you misspelled ‘is’, as in, “U-Haul IS a penis.”

  7. zibby says:

    Knowing what I know about U-Haul and looking at the expression of good-natured stupidity on that trucks face, I want to punch it. I may need to buy one.

  8. bambino says:

    comrade snarky, you fail to live up to your name.

  9. Triteon says:

    I think Ben is intentionally misspelling words for us, a kind of meta-game for the readers!

  10. gwai lo says:

    “…its proboscis bore an unmistakable reference to something he hadn’t been able to find among his fat folds in some time.”

    Am I missing a reason for the rather nasty description of reader Matt?

  11. You know, the peeps at Gawker would guillotine any commenter with the word ‘snark’ in their handle/name.

  12. econobiker says:

    Why doesn’t the truck have dents on it? Unforetunately soft U-haul toys don’t make up for bad service…

  13. JayXJ says:

    @econobiker:

    Maybe the toys fall apart during use, that would be more u-haulish.