• Murrgghlxpylstxxkkk. For the bleary-eyed beast at dawn, today’s Woot! is the Melitta Momentum 10-Cup High-Speed Brewer for $39.99. This morning, I feel like ordering ten of these. Blargh.

• The wine with the Jolly Roger and a name evoking cyanide is still around at Wine.Woot! The Poizin 2005 Sonoma Country Zinfandel Trio is going for $52.99. The bottle resembles one of those heavy-metal themed novelty wines oh-so-popular in the early double oughts.

• Over at the Daily Swag, they are offering a 500 piece poker chip set in a dashing aluminum case for $43.99. It’s the case that’s really interesting: if you’ve been looking for a dramatic case to stuff full of gold, jewels, cocaine or just slightly-singed hundred dollars bill, this is the case for you.

Highlights from Dealhack

• Meritline 4-Port Powered USB 2.0 Hub $13 Shipped at Meritline

• Cavalry 320GB USB 2.0 External Drive $118 Shipped at Buy.com

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