Loop this on your video iPod during your morning power runs, or power lifting, or power whoopy-making. Cool points added for not using “Eye Of The Tiger.”
Vayner should be able to leverage all this media attention into a buyout of a small hidy-hole below the Mason-Dixon line.
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I’d hire him. A guy with this much dexterity and energy would be hell on wheels with a mop and bucket. And a broom. And a featherduster. And a bottle of Windex.
What a super tool.
I know that someday while going through the McDonald’s drive-thru in New Jersey, I will hear the disembodied voice of Vayner asking me:
“Do you want to sucesssfully supersize that”?
You got me. I finally caved and watched the video. Gawker tempted me, but Consumerist did it.
In this day and age, I can’t believe how easily people set themselves up for public humiliation.
I cannot believe I’m taking this video seriously enough to comment (and yes, you tempted me into watching it too with the remix!), but:
A) If you do not know how to appropriately lift weights and are so incapable of adequately isolating muscles that you’re using your GROIN to help bench press, DON’T PUT IT ON A VIDEO;
B) If you’re going to go to this much trouble to make a video resume, spend the bucks to hire a voice coach for one session. It isn’t his accent (that’s just a lovely background lilt); it’s that irritating back-of-the-throat voice that every frat-boy in America seems to use. It’s hard to understand and unpleasant to listen to.
In law school they even sent us a voice coach so we could learn to be less-irritating to listen to in court. This guy SO would have flunked that. His vocal presentation is entirely non-compelling.
Okay, enough random beating on someone who has taken enough internet beating-on to last the rest of his life. The voice thing just irritated me!
I was really expecting to see a graphic for Valtrex, or some other herpes medication at the end of that clip. Perhaps even a voiceover saying something like, “Helping douche bags with herpes live perfectly normal lives, while working out.” LOL!
The Chinese characters at the end mean “honor.” I really like the way, when “he” finally breaks those bricks with his kung fu techniques, the camera conveniently doesn’t show his face.