Strangling crib slats, exploding chairs, and that whole various easily swallowed pieces crowd… why should everyone else get all the fun?
If you have a product mess up on you in a potentially dangerous way, be sure to let the Consumer Product Safety commission know. Here’s their digits:
Consumer Product Safety Commission
Washington, DC 20207
Toll free: 1-800-638-CPSC
TDD toll free: 1-800-638-8270
And when you see that melting window recall on local TV, it’s okay to feel that glimmer of pride massage your chest.