• Fast Foods Sued For Cancer Chicken. Fortunately, the threat is about as credible as a man holding a rubber fowl.
• Welcome to Best Buy! How Can We Steal Your Computer Today? Oh, you mean you didn’t read the part about not getting your old hard drive back?
• Cingular Salesman Attack Each Other With Boxes. Lazy days at Cingular stores are wiled away with employee-on-employee violence, caught on camera.
• WaMu Gives Out Counterfeits, Doesn’t Care. Shortchanged on an African safari honeymoon, to say the least.
• Road To Overdraft Hell Paved With Floats. If you’re a broke-ass, don’t fuck with float!

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