Cingular Spreads Pinnochio Porn

It started out innocently enough, a Florida mom trying to send her family members a picture of her daughter sporting new braces.

Unable to see the photos on his crappy phone, Kim Admire’s brother Timothy received a text message directing him to Cingular’s photo sharing site.

After opening the link, instead of his niece, Timothy saw an animated picture of Pinocchio pleasuring a woman with his proboscis.

A computer glitch caused an image with the same name of, “shayna braces,” uploaded by another Cingular customer, to appear by accident.

When the family first contacted Cingular, the cellphone company took no action. The family then told their local news station.

After WKMG investigative news team contacted Cingular, the company removed the picture and said they dispatched a team of technicians to make sure it never happened again.

Mom’s Cell Phone Photo Appears As Pornography To Family Member” [WKMG] (Thanks to something_amazing and Peter!)

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  1. RumorsDaily says:

    Who names their pinocchio porn “Shayna Braces”?

  2. Ben Popken says:

    Tyler Durden.

  3. This is the most wrong thing I’ve heard in a month and that includes what gets said in Adult Swim shows.

  4. XPav says:

    How does dispatching technicians fix a software problem?

  5. Magister says:

    Why would images be referenced internally by clear text and not a 20 char random gen’d key?

  6. Smoking Pope says:

    So that’s where my photo went. Damn you, Kim Admire!

  7. B says:

    In other news, Kim Admire is a great porn name.

  8. HawkWolf says:

    XPav: When you have no idea how things work, ‘dispatching technicians’ calms you down. “Oh, you’re dispatching a technician to fix the 300 dollars that mysteriously disappeared? okay.”

    It’s just like how you can sell things to people who aren’t intelligent by using big, scientific words like ‘nano-sponges’ and ‘alpha-hydroxy lipids’.