We applaud this this a bowl of water inside a Commerce Bank in Brooklyn Heights. It is for pooches to lap at while their owners get multiples of $20 bills from the ATM. Good thing the threat of doggy AIDS is now but an 80′s in-joke.
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AIDS is hilarious.
The bowl is filled with the tears of the employees of Commerce Bank, realizing that their careers suck and that Vernon Hill is a total douche bag.
-Polymath, Ex Commerce Bank employee
Ack, no, don’t bring your dogs into banks. Dogs don’t belong in stores of any kind. Leave them outside if you have to bring them with you.