• Target Targets Handicapped, We Target Them. “Let’s just cut straight to the point: Fran, store manager of the Target located at 1245 Bald Hill Rd. in Warwick, Rhode Island? She’s a cunt.”
• State Farm Isn’t All There. “Unfortunate that David will have to die by an exploding umbrella.”
• Starbucks “Pairs With” Annoying You. “Making my coffee pairs well with shutting the F*CK UP!”
• Target Don’t Like Talkin’ ‘Bout Fran. “We made some calls and learned what happens when you try to go in the front door. It gets slammed in your face.”
• “NSA” Allows You To Search And See If You’re A Terrorist. “You will then be able to search through the NSA records to see if they are likely to be baby killing Islamic fascists.”

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