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Gird Your MacBook’s Fiery Loins

By consumerist.com September 14, 2006

For the boy who has everything, including a MacBook-melted scrotum: these fire-retardant covers for your favorite flesh-fusing laptop. You’ll need ‘em. Unfortunately, they’re made out of corduroy, not kevlar, limiting its usefulness when the battery inevitably goes nova.

Fire-retardant MacBook Covers [Wrappers]

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