Finally! A pair of panties that portends the ghastly, hirsute reality below.
The product description (translated from German to pidgin) of the Winterfell Pubic Hair panties: “It looks like somebody forgot a small tuft! But it doesn’t matter anyway since her lover likes it cosy and thinks of her fur to be shamelessly sexy. From now on Flokati and Co. can get lost!”
These are a great gift, not only for friends looking for a guiltless way to break up with their boyfriends, but also for mothers and grandmothers. “Pour vous, grandmere!”
Winterfell Pubic Hair Panties [Miss Geshick & Lady Lapsus]