Windows Vista Voice Recognition, The Psychopath
From a recent Microsoft Vista press conference in which the built-in Speech Recognition software was demonstrated.
"Computer. Computer. Type 'Dear Mom. Oh, what a lovely tea party.'"
"DEAD AUNT. MURDER DEATH KILL. MURDER DEATH KILL. MURDER DEATH KILL..."
As a post script, if Pangloss were right and this were the best of all possible worlds, CNBC correspondent Jim Goldman would have had his fingers cut off with a cigar cutter the second he put air quotes around 'recognition'. What exactly is it about CNBC that attracts such smug, insufferable cunts?
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Just more proof that Microsoft is evil.
And word up to christy. I do most of my computing in a silent, airtight clean room. Also I'm too lazy to type.
"It was quiet until the product didn't work and EVERYBODY STARTED LAUGHING"
So brassy. I love her.
Good thing it was just ambient noise that caused the mafunction. Because you know no one has ambient noise in their office or home. I work in total silence at all times.