What Is A Verizon "Merits" Customer?
As we know, it's someone who eligible to get 100 Free Anytime minutes from this site, which is not a phishing site.
Two seconds of Google reveal what exactly a "Merits" customer is. We typed +verizon +"merit customer" and found posts in several different forums asking the same question.
As theorized, "Merits" customers pay more than the lower plans, $79.99 a month. As a way of saying thank you for being so profitable, Verizon lets you
• Upgrade your phone every 12 months, not the standard 22.
• Lets you transfer phonebooks between cellphones at no charge (although we never got charged for this when we had a Verizon phone).
• 25% off Verizon accessories.
• Press a special key combination summoning the "Can You Hear Me Now?" guy to come to your house for a felching.
More details at this page on the Verizon website.
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Comments:
"As a way of saying thank you for being so profitable (...)"
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold it right there.
You're saying that people who pay more get MORE STUFF? Holy shit! What a concept!
I'm afraid I don't understand the scorn here.
T-Mobile has a similar program in place called T-Mobile Platinum. I think it's good for carriers to reward customers on higher-tier plans. Although the criteria for merits is outlined, there seems to be other undisclosed criteria as I know a few people that meet the requirements and yet are not eligible to become Merits customers.
I meet all their requirements and that stupid registration form rejected me flatout. Not like they have to give me the discounts, but to qualify and still be rejected makes me feel like the chump that the slutty girl wouldn't sleep with in high school all over again.
Time to waste an hour on the phone with them.