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UPDATE: Gazonga Outrages BabyTalk Readers

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Zulkey agrees with the outrage over a giant breast gracing the cover of BabyTalk.

"Nobody should be forced to see something so disgusting and sexual. I prefer that the boobies on my magazine covers come the natural, Christian way. That is, kind of covered:"

Examples of the more acceptable ways to show breasts on magazine covers follow.

Consumers upset over the display of breasts on their free magazine have a variety of proactive options to choose, including from averting their eyes, writing letters of complaint, and moving to Afghanistan. After all, there's no use crying over spilled milk.

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Looks like an elbow to me. :-(

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After I posted that on my site and wrote about the controversy some woman accused me of being a closet pedophile and said I should be served with a search warrant! For the record, I'm into aging intellectuals and my main interest in children is that they never cross my path.

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But what do they feel about Adam's cock hanging out when he's touching God's hand? Is that sexual?

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My God, some people are stupid.



Adam's cock is far too small to be sexual. It's church cock, not porno cock.

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So if Adam had a huge cock, then it'd be sexual?

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I find it disturbing that we have a perfectly able and willing breast to discuss, and yet the subject of cocks comes up. I appluad the effort at trying to get by the overwhelming prudishness of the article, but please -- Stick to the beautiful breast. ;>

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I dunno - I think I'd prefer to talk about the cock. :)

So where do these people get the whole idea of 'this is sexual?' Isn't the entire process around making a baby sexual? I'm not seeing the line...

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@ Papercutninja, I should probably clarify that my remarks were not both about your question. That people are stupid has to do with the notion that Amy Alkon's a closet pedophile (and with oh, so many other things, but I'm sure that's a given). As far as Adam's cock is concerned, I was just being flip.



But while I'm at it, James, why can we talk freely about breasts but not cocks? Now we're getting into a sexist area...

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That's not a boob, it's lunch!



Jeez, some people.


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Now, if Adam had an erect cock...

OK, now I'm going to hell.

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if all the uptight christians are in heaven i think i'd prefer hell. i like it hot, i was raised in phoenix.

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I'm not gay, but if adam was sprouting a rod, i'd have to look.