Command Amazon Customer Service To Call You
Don't call us, we'll... Lifehacker's got a snazzy tip for quick Amazon customer service. If you can't find 1-800-201-7575 to call, or you just plum dig the power trip, have them call you.
Use this link, sign in, and press the Call Me button.
You can select "call me now" or in 5, 10 or 15 or 20 minutes. And it really calls you, right now.
Select from a variety of options for orders already registered, or wait on the line for a human. Jacob was there within 60 seconds. He had us at hello.
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I actually did this- it works very well, and the person who answered was extremely nice.
It did take a little bit of looking to find it though.