And traveling just got a hell of a lot drearier: U.S. authorities are advising women not to wear gel bras when traveling, lest they be mistaken for a bosom-emphasizing terrorist.
This could not come at a worse time. As if flying weren’t hadn’t already become a a dull, plodding misadventure of inconvenience without the humiliation of forced flatness, the misery of a surroundings full of mammarian surfboards.
ABC’s “blog” is quick to point out that women have been suicide bombers before, although perhaps not by smuggling the explosives onto the plane in a couple of sloshing artificial Double D’s. Granted. But isn’t a world filled with beautiful, beautiful breasts worth an exploding airplane or two?
Authorities Warning Women Not to Wear Gel Bras As Worries of Possible Female Bombers Increase [ABC]
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Does this also apply to implants?
Fake-nipple detonators?
In another thread I asked a question I didn’t have an answer for: what is our breaking point on too much security? I just found mine.
What happens if you use them more than 100 times? Do they explode? Maybe that’s why they’ve been banned. Wait, what’s a use? A day of wear? A security feel up? Sexual harrasment? A dry hump?
You have to wonder how security is going to confirm that these are being brought on to a plane…manually?
I hope they’ll be checking guys’ guts, too.
http://www.thebeerbelly.com/
lol stealthy bra
Lots of bras come with gel straps these days….
Great. I suppose that those of us who don’t need gel bras can look forward to being strip-searched now. Like having them wasn’t humiliating enough.