This instruction booklet for the MSR Whisper Lite gets pretty hardcore in its murmurings.
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Wow! Reading that makes me feel kind of….tingly inside.
o_O
Oh, yes. Oh, yes! Oh, yes!!! Aaaahhhhhh. I totally pressurized that fuel bottle.
You like that Pump Cup. You like Daddy’s Big Pump Cup, don’t you Boy?
I was wondering what’s next after the Oozinator. Well…
Dude, saliva?!?!
What kind of instruction manual tells you to use saliva? It’s like it’s on purpose!