Oozinator: AV Club Peepshows Hasbro’s Marketing Team

LA improvers The AV Club imagine what must have happened in those heady moments just before Hasbro unleashed the Oozinator upon an unsuspecting nation. One voice of reason tried to explain, “The Money Shot,” but his voice was drowned in a cacophonous sploogeathon.

America will never walk without limping again.

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  1. homerjay says:

    That was awesome.

  2. why not says:

    Is the Oozinator still available? ´cause I really NEED one!!!!

  3. denki says:

    That was horrible. It’s a slow re-enactment of what everyone thought of about the oozinator when it came out…what, 2-3 months ago? “Cum gun” is the only good line, albiet not original, and the rest is just screaming. C-