Toys have gotten a lot less interesting now that safety standards are more rigorous. The days of accidental maimings, scaldings, immolations and gougings are over. What are you to give that sniveling, obnoxious brat nephew of yours for his birthday now?
Hopefully, some savvy toy manufacturer will recognize the value of some of Worth1000′s Misfit Toys, a photoshop contest for misbegotten toy ideas. Children’s suicide kits, razor-wire princess tiaras, home poaching kits, flaming crayons and baby’s first switchblades abound.
Brutally punish a small, annoying child for his insipid, brat-like behavior with plausible deniability today!
Misfit Toys 2 [Worth1000]
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Reminds me of those old SNL skits where they’d spoof dangerous objects as children’s toys. Or was it another show. Whatever. The really weird thing is I was thinking about this in the shower this morning before even reading the site. Weird.
God the concoctions I used to make with my chemistry set…and then drink.
It was SNL. “Bag O Glass!” Love that.