AOL User 231392 Illuminated

Here’s another AOL user who should definitely be manacled to a rusty pole and beaten with barb wire. Dirty thoughts! Dirty! Dirty!

But let’s not be prudes. We have all searched for crazy stuff. Things that we will never tell anyone else about. Things that we thought would never be revealed.

Nonetheless, user 231392 proves without a doubt: when they say it’s America Online, they’re not kidding.

First we have a search for DebShops, which offers young women and teen fashion. Then we promptly move into incest sex. Then we move into “celestial bride shops.” Then “Atlanta Nascar Race.” Who is this searcher? A pedophilic car lover? A moonshine mistress getting ready for the prom and checking on her favorite racer stats?

Further searches query “prom hairstyles” “prom gowns,” more Nascar, some Rascall Faltts concerts, a little more incest sex, sex with animals and finally, the Cambria County Fair of Ebensburg, PA.

Not sure if that’s a family outing we want to be privy to.

231392′s full search profile inside.

231392 deb stores 2006-03-04 23:06:43 1 http://www.debshops.com
231392 comhttp 2006-03-17 17:42:51
231392 ross thomas 2006-03-17 17:48:13 4 http://www.rossthomas.net
231392 incest sex 2006-03-17 18:00:03 2 http://scripts.cgispy.com
231392 incest sex 2006-03-17 18:00:03 4 http://insest.startspot.nl
231392 incest sex 2006-03-17 18:00:03 5 http://duboard.proboards57.com
231392 incest sex 2006-03-17 18:00:03 7 http://www.ultraguest.com
231392 incest sex 2006-03-17 18:00:03 10 http://pub15.bravenet.com
231392 celestial bride shops 2006-03-19 12:07:15 3 http://www.decidio.com
231392 celestial brides 2006-03-19 17:46:02 1 http://www.celestialbrides.com
231392 atlanta nascar race 2006-03-19 17:57:42 1 http://www.atlantamotorspeedway.com
231392 atlanta nascar race 2006-03-19 17:57:42 3 http://www.nascar.com
231392 summer swimwear 2006-03-25 19:58:12 1 http://www.fazed.com
231392 summer swimwear 2006-03-25 19:58:12 2 http://www.kidzworld.com
231392 prom hairstyles 2006-03-26 17:31:49 1 http://www.promhairstyles.net
231392 prom hairstyles 2006-03-26 17:31:49 2 http://hairstyles.free-beauty-tips.com
231392 prom hairstyles 2006-03-26 17:31:49 3 http://www.prom-hairstyles.org
231392 prom hairstyles 2006-03-26 17:31:49 4 http://www.2promhairstyles.com
231392 prom hairstyles 2006-03-26 17:31:49 7 http://beauty.about.com
231392 prom hairstyles 2006-03-26 17:31:49 8 http://www.beautyriot.com
231392 jc penny prom gowns 2006-03-26 18:01:35
231392 prom shoes 2006-03-28 16:07:29 6 http://www.weddingaccessories.net
231392 adam farabaugh 2006-03-28 22:02:58 6 http://www.aviators.stark.k12.oh.us
231392 california postcards 2006-03-28 22:03:24 2 http://www.scripophily.net
231392 rascall flatts concerts 2006-03-28 22:10:02 1 http://www.rascalflatts.com
231392 rascall flatts concerts 2006-03-28 22:10:02 4 http://www.bestshowticketslasvegas.com
231392 tuscany 2006-03-30 20:25:08 3 http://www.castellitoscani.com
231392 hawaii 2006-03-30 20:29:51 2 http://www.hawaii.com
231392 kristin cavallari 2006-04-03 15:40:46
231392 5l3n4rncuddlecove.com4946r53v3228 2006-04-03 16:34:28
231392 wedding hairstyles 2006-04-04 19:54:40
231392 country concerts in pennsylvania 2006-04-05 15:40:59 1 http://countryscraps.tripod.com
231392 proms hairs styles 2006-04-05 16:17:32
231392 proms hairs styles 2006-04-05 16:17:36
231392 proms hair styles 2006-04-05 16:17:38
231392 proms hair styles 2006-04-05 16:17:39 3 http://www.promspot.com
231392 proms hair styles 2006-04-05 16:17:39 3 http://www.promspot.com
231392 proms hair styles 2006-04-05 16:17:39 3 http://www.promspot.com
231392 incest sex 2006-04-10 16:10:11 2 http://freeincstories.to.pl
231392 free incest sex 2006-04-10 16:11:59 8 http://hot.anzwers.net
231392 free incest sex 2006-04-10 16:11:59 10 http://domby.3.forumer.com
231392 sex with animals 2006-04-10 16:36:44 7 http://www.midon.com
231392 sex with animals 2006-04-10 16:36:44 10 http://www.westtexasonline.org
231392 love quotes 2006-04-10 17:32:15 3 http://www.best-love-poems.com
231392 richland cinemas 2006-04-12 16:28:03 1 http://www.richlandcinemas.com
231392 heath ledger 2006-04-21 20:59:22
231392 myrtle beach hotels 2006-05-27 22:20:42
231392 rascall flatts 2006-05-27 23:20:00 1 http://www.rascalflatts.com
231392 cambria county fair 2006-05-27 23:24:39 1 http://www.cambria-county-fair.com

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  1. AcidReign says:

    …..I knew there was another reason I quickly stopped using AOL’s search engine (or their browser)shortly after I signed up. Besides the fact that it tended to find mostly their advertisers’ pages…

    …..Of course, any ISP that keeps logs (most?) can look up any web activity you’ve had. It’s just wacky to release these things to the public, though.

    …..Looks like the leadership of the company has gone from “greedy” (which is at least understandable) to “just plain crazy.” A fool and his money are soon parted…

  2. cudthecrud says:

    This is just insane.

  3. So. Deeply. Troubling.

    I would have preferred to lead a life where I could pretend that people didn’t do this sort of thing.

    In their twilight years, AOL fires the one parting shot that can shred what is left of my tainted soul.

  4. Kornkob says:

    Who here is surprised that searches for strange things are being done in the same households as searches for mundane crap?

    The first one done on Consumerist was a little chuckle but this horse fell over shortly after the first whack.

  5. factotum says:

    Such a shame: “proms hairs styles”

    NASCAR fans are more illiterate than I thought.

  6. Great, so somewhere out there is a log of me searching for pets eating their owners?

    http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mdepradation.html

  7. moejuda says:

    I think was is alarming about this in particular search log is that there seem to be at least two users here: a young girl and someone else with an unwholesome interest in familial relations..

  8. Jesse in Japan says:

    I have a creeping suspicion that this User 231392 is from the South.

  9. mistress smarty says:

    “A moonshine mistress”? Oh honestly, Ben. Did you make that up? You slay me. I swoon.

  10. YodaYid says:

    Many of these ID numbers probably represent more than one person – a lot of the records show the same account searching for Disney Channel shows during the day and hardcore pornography at night. Either it’s two people sharing the same account, or… ewwwww…

    Also, as scintillating as these “profiles” are, you’re just compounding the damage done by AOL by releasing them.