Milk is Fucking Awesome

At least, that’s what Amazon.com reviewers are saying. Currently, over three-hundred people have reviewed “milk.”

Nearly universally, the Amazonable milk holds great appeal for the customers, even to the point of possessing magical properties.

It turned one reviewer’s pussy cat into Halle Berry, cured a sister’s ovarian cancer, and others claim it can replace blood in a pinch. Still others simply thrill in what can only be termed, “milkiness.” To wit:

Get some today, pour it down the front of your pants, and sit in it.

Amazon recently decided to offer groceries online. Evidently, this move bothers some people, to the point of creating parody. These people are also bothered by carriages without horses.

Amazon.com reviews of milk. (Thanks to Matt!)

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  1. Phyltre says:

    I’m sorry, but this is the second consecutive article image featuring milk-giving mammaries.

    The consumerist has an obsession.

  2. RandomHookup says:

    I’m so disappointed they didn’t have the “Have one to sell? Sell yours here.” option.

  3. Triteon says:

    There’s also no option to “Get it for less! Order it used” like they have with condoms.

  4. Ishmael says:

    Oh but read the reviews – they’re a scream. I read somewhere that it’s a prank by those weird YTMND folks. Also look for Fiji Bottled Water, but beware, it can steal your woman.

  5. That is funny that they have different views of it.

  6. XopherMV says:

    I bet skim milk is getting some horrible reviews!

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