Phish Threatens to Cancel AOL Account… Oh No!

A phish sent around this morning threatened to suspend our AOL account if we didn’t update our records (our billing information is apparently out of order). As if.

Could that be the secret hack to getting your account canceled? Having your records disorganized?

If so, grab our account folder and dial us up a game of 52 card pickup!

Phish text, for the perverse among you, after the jump…


Welcome to AOL Customer Support

Dear valued AOL member, It has come to our attention that your billing informations are out of order.

If you could please take 5-10 minutes out of your online experience and update your personal records so you will not run into any future problems with the online service. However, any failure in updating your records will result an account suspension.

Please update your records before the 30 July 2006

Once you have updated your account records your AOL session will not be interrupted and will continue as normal . Failure to update will result in cancellation of service, Terms of Service (TOS) violations or future problems.

To update your AOL records Click here .

http://billing.AOL.com

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  1. Jesse in Japan says:

    When will you people learn? If you want to cancel your AOL account, just go into a religious chat room and say a bunch of bad stuff about Jesus. You’ll get reported for a violation of AOL’s Terms of Service and your account will be cancelled.