• Daily Show Explains Net Neutrality. Apparently, the Internet is a series of memes.
• We Poke Sticks At Wired’s Cellphone Cancel Tips. “Being stuck with a crappy cellphone plan might be no Springfield, IL but it’s better than mine sweeping.”
• Delta Crashes Man’s Wedding With Similarly Titled In-flight Movie. Grandpa’s 80 and you don’t think he’s seen a breast montage before?
• Bank of America Lies and Lies and Lies. “We have no company directory”
• Krap Kroger Gets It Wrong, Gets It Right. An engaging insight into the naming system behind Georgia Krogers, including Disco Kroger and Gentrifikroger.

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