This Week in Spam

“Hot and new Impress your girl with prolonged hardness, plentiful explosions and increased duration.”

This must be one of those spams where they insert quotes from extraneous texts. After all, weren’t those the very criticisms Kim Jong gave ballistics after the missile launch?

“As you read this, I don’t want you to feel sorry for me, because, I believe everyone will die someday. My name is Hassan Mohammed a trader in Dubai, in the U.A.E. I have been diagnosed with Oesophageal cancer.”

Your aim is true, Hassan, we don’t give Dirham. Go swallow a fork.

“With Viagra Pro you can make a hollow in a tree with your penis.”

The question, witty spam pen pal, is why anyone would want to.

“UF O Z S D Nude Nymphos Sucking Dicks Close Up Orgy”

What that unidentified flying object consisted of is best left to the imaginations of the prurient.

“Dear Horse Enthusiast, through Equestrian Directory, owners of horse-related websites can register their sites in our directory. Our goal is simply to improve the connection between people who provide horse-related information, services, and products and those who seek them.”

Listen, Christine Wendin, we weren’t foaled yesterday. We know a bestiality come-on when we see one.

“Character is simply habit long continued. The law helps those who watch, not those who sleep. Becoming a leader is synonymous with becoming yourself. It is precisely that simple, and it is also that difficult. Two Hot College Sluts Having Sex With Two Guys.”

On behalf of the Rotary Club, we salute you. May many follow in your cumsteps.

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