Top Stories of The Week

AOL Retention Manual Revealed We had to kill a man to get it but the traffic spike made it all worthwhile, even the bamboo, screws and self-incinerating garment bags.
AOL Retention Manual Uploaded in Full. This story ain’t done yet folks, we still have retention consultant interviews forthcoming.
Comcast Censors Critical Nightline Story. Well, it ended up looking like they didn’t, but it sure was fun while it lasted, no?
The Second Greatest Thing We’ve Ever Posted: Crazy Cat Lady Telemarketing Call. Headlines don’t lie.
Scientologists Bullying Man’s Mind. The most pitiful thing is that these guys probably paid a lot of money to learn how to be complete dicks.