Okay, not really. Sorry to get your hopes up: the Arab world really doesn’t produce enough porn. But before they started waving scimitars in the air and crying through blood-soaked beer for jihad against the white devil, Iran was a friend of America, a peaceful country filled with polite men in plaid suits extolling the virtues of Iran Air.
Iran Air… We take you there, we take your head! Jihad!
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Stupid revolution. That looked like a fun place to visit.
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Wait. They take you there … AND they take you back? Now, THAT’S an airline!
Mmmmm… blood-soaked beer…
Not to get pedantic, but Iranians aren’t Arabs. They’re Persian. Just sayin’.
Make sure they spell your names right on the fatwah.
That structure off in the distance looks like something out of Halo 2.
This makes me think of something that they showed on VH1′s Web Junk 20, where they had “Islamic Girls Gone Wild”…they were showing their hair and wrists. Hilarious.
That settles it, my next holiday is going to be in Iran!
I’ll read anything with the word scimitar. Its a shiny lure and I’m a steelhead.