16 Page Pamphlet Leads To Mail Room Revolt

An ordinary man — let’s call him Joe — slumps through the doors of corporate America. His spine flaccid, unnaturally curled: the weight of a million soul-crushing hours have rested upon it. He sits down at his desk, a cup of yesterday’s coffee congealing at the corner, and begins his day of drudgery.

He opens one envelope, marked ‘Business Reply Mail.’ Joe opens a second. A third. On the fourth, he gets a paper cut.

And then he goes mad. [NSFW, sorta]

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  1. Dude, you should warn that that’s not necessarily SFW.

  2. RandomHookup says:

    I think someone out there is worried a little too much about junk mail. Just let it go, people, it won’t hurt you.

  3. The_Truth says:

    Yeah, NSFW (Not all of us have the luxury of working from home), also it does seem kind of expensive to produce a 16 panal color pamphlet to mail back to a business that will just chuck it out when they realise your not intrested.

  4. SharkJumper says:

    Hmmm. Easier to just put the credit card application paperwork into the return envelope for the sweepstakes and the sweepstakes form in the return envelope for the credit card offer. Free for you; expensive for them. And you can do it right at the mailbox without the trash ever making it into your house.

  5. Ishmael says:

    Shenanigans! There is no way people would wait until panel 10 to start getting naked!

    P.S. Some of us DO have the luxury of working from home.