Another week, another thousand in the spam compost. If we had a penny for every European lottery we won this week, we could probably buy a candy bar.

“From your Ip Adress was found at ouer server was made inegality from your computer. Please send as your Ip and User Acounts.In caz you will no`t send the dates ouer team from intervention will came at your home and will you take your computer for probes and it is the risk to be panegement whit jail. Thank you for understanding.”

Your gratitude is a bit premature.

“Do you like splendiferous Teenie doing dishy bloowjob?”

We thought you would never ask! But no, we don’t. We prefer splendiferous Teenie doing the dishes.

“I am sorry at the perceived confussion you may have,by receieving this letter from me since we have not previously met. I am serving in the holland Army of D Company, 2nd Battalion 22nd,Infantary Province, Iraq. As you know we are being attacked by insurgents everyday and car bombs.I and my crew members discovered $650M USD in Saddam Hussein’s palace in April 2003…”

Holland has an army?

“It’s astonishing how important a man becomes when he dies. German Extreme Cumeating Messy Bukkake Sperm Party”

We love the European democratic systems that don’t submit themselves to two-party rule. Sometimes they can have as many as 100 parties in one night.

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