The News Wins a Kosher Kitchen

• Step-children can be such bastards, especially after you beat them. [LAT] “Cingular Sued by Users It Inherited”
• Smoker guy lives to cough again. [NYT] “Big Award on Tobacco Is Rejected by Court”
• Kosher for the goyim set. Now, more than ever. [NYT] “Manischewitz Wants to Move to a Mainstream Aisle”
• Edging out heads of hog, it’s only a matter of time before barrels of oil become good for dowries. [Yahoo] “Gas hits record $75.78 on strong demand”
• Ebay prez pledges to get rid of those 95 cent items with $50 shipping costs. [Ebay]

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  1. Dustbunny says:

    Hmmm…the Manischewitz story is immediately followed by one about pig heads. Not kosher at all.