Juan Valdez Hangs Up His Sack

Juan Valdez, king of coffee and silhouettes, is retiring from the bean trade…

…to pursue the career he’s always dreamed over: tiger optometrist. What will the donkey say?

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(Thanks to Soraya!)

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