We Demand Kenny Boy’s Blood

So, it seems that some people don’t think Ken Lay is actually dead.

Somehow, a man who raped and pillaged and twisted every conceivable transaction into a lucrative financial instrument and defrauded billions, seems capable of faking his own death to avoid a life sentence! For shame. Let the man rest in peace and accept the lack of details as part of the family’s request for privacy and circumspection in this tragic event.

Although, suspiciously enough, he does have a new blog

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  1. Do you realy think he is dead? He faked his death and is now living in south america.

  2. ModerateSnark says:

    It’s unfortunate that during the cardiac arrest his heart burst into flames, burning him beyond recognition and blowing his teeth right out of his gums. Now people will always have doubts.

  3. Falconfire says:

    until I see a body in a casket at a funeral, he aint dead. The guy manufactured a freggin ENERGY CRISIS in California that was the talk for years and it took forever to even realized the sick fuck was the one who did it. And in that case the guy had plenty of people who could have blown the cover.

    Faking a death to avoid prison seens easy in comparison

  4. John Stracke says:

    Yeah, maybe he did fake his death (though I suspect the prosecutors would discretely check with the coroner to make sure). But think about it: if he’s now alive, he has to stay underground. Either he stays in the US as a man without an identity, or he goes to some Third World country where he can slip in with a fake passport. Neither way is going to be a pleasant lifestyle for someone as rich as Lay was. He’d’ve been better off going to a country club prison for a few years.

  5. Hooray4Zoidberg says:

    If Ken and Tupac release a new album together I’ll really be suspicious.