Vincent Ferrari on TV Again Tonite
Vincent Ferrari, the AOL canceler and people's champion, is/was be on TV again tonight. Expect Vinnie on CNN from 7-8pm EST on The Situation Room. Oh, that's like right now. Anyway, we are supposed to get a clip so look for that tomorrow. Insider Edition will be graced with his presence as well.
Tipster Jonathan asks, "What next? Leno or Letterman?"
Yes. Or Conan. And they should do a bit where he tries to cancel AOL LIVE on TV. It will be our consumer affairs version of televised murder.
Actually, according to Vincent's website, tomorrow he may be on Opie and Anthony. Then at 6:20 am he's on Fox & Friends, then Wolf in the Morning, WPYX in Albany. Saturday it's Detroit Sports Talk WXYT on the G3 show.
We're working on a treatment for a feature-length action film for Vinny. Think of it as 8 Mile meets Ishtar!
UPDATE: Vinny was bumped from "The Situation Room." Media is such a two-timing skank!
UPDATE: Inside Edition hasn't happened yet. Consider this post a wash-out.
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You know... there might be a TV pilot in this. Maybe not with Vinnie specifically, but a crack team of hardened 'Nam veterans who you call when you want to cancel something. They call on your behalf and get it done, record it, and play it on TV. Hell, I just might launch a website for this very purpose.
I heard the AOL guy found work at Wendy's but couldn't talk Vincent out of that extra combo meal.
If you have a problem, nobody else can help you, and if you can find them, then maybe you can hire, the AOL Team.
(daaa da da daaaaa dun dun duuunnnn! da da dAA da dat daaaa, da da-da-da daaaa!)
Tonite:
\Ton"ite\, n. [Cf.L. tonare to thunder.]
An explosive compound; a preparation of gun cotton.
God help us all if aliens are monitoring our television broadcasts....