I see that you, too, ascribe to the Empty Amazon Box and Beer Case School of Interior Design, sir.

Ben, you pansy. You didn't play in the dirt enough as a kid, did you?

So let's see the thing in action! Oozinate something!

It's coming, just you wait.

Saw those are the Toys R Us a few weeks ago, almost dropped the money on it, the refill cans have biohazard symbols on them. (As if they needed to try any hard to make you believe they have a factory full of monkeys somewhere watching porn and spooging into the refill cans.)

Looking at it in the video it does look a bit like the slime products nickelodeon put out many years ago. That stuff was pure nastiness, like massive gigantic boogers and my younger brother was obsessed with the stuff.

Nickelodeon Gak and Goooze... Least they were smart enough to not put it in weapon form.

Gotta reload, eh?

Add some boobs that video's basically an outtake from a Vivid Video shoot.

That's awesome! And disgusting. But mostly awesome. More, please!

That's stomach-turning disgusting. Don't keep us waiting too long for the rest.

(I still can't believe this is marketed toward kids.)

.....That looks like the best thing to do to an enemy since slinging ink out of a fountain pen! A good surprise shot down the back of the shirt might cause a coronary!

"I'm going to look for a sock"

And with that, good sir... you have made my day.

It's very potent stuff. We made a toaster dance with it.

Screw that, I made the Statue of Liberty walk with it. And gave my girlfriend an infection in her eye.