"It's safe! And it really works!" ohhhh...that phrase cracked me up enough times that I actually bought some Head-On. Disappointingly, it's actually just like mild Vick's Vapo-Rup, but it does sort of help headaches.

...You also have to wonder if earlier versions of the product had even less-enticing taglines: "It's dangerous! And completely ineffective!"

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If Head-On sort of helps and is like a mild Vapo-Rub, does that mean that rubbing Vapo-Rub on your forehead will really help a headache? I'm sort of tempted to try.

I seriously thought my TV was broken the first time I saw that commercial. After that, I just wished it was.

You know what's even better? When your local TV station screws up and puts this ad in the commercial server twice, back to back. It's like a wormhole opening up into some alternate dimension of insanity.

Any marketing major will tell you that a commercial should mention the product name at least 3 times. Seems like the ad maker just got lazy here.

Reason #312 of why I don't have cable or satellite anymore and don't listen to the radio.

Grant writes:

"I have tried head on, I fell for the marketing scheme.

I threw the tube away after 2 uses.

http://www.grantgannon.com/blog/2006/06/have-you-tried-hea...
"

New toilet paper brand:

BUTT ON

Now make the repeating ad in your head. It's fun.