A Fusion of Form and Dysfunction

Jeff at LDOPA.net bought a new bagless Hoover Fusion vacuum and gave it a little test drive.

He found its bagless sucking power vastly superior to other, non Tonka truck looking models, and after its first run, had half a grocery bag of dirty hair

Jeff also noted, facetiously, that men are buying the vacuum while women are using it, a point which he either set out to prove or disprove, it's uncertain which, by coupling the Hoover Fusion with his other favorite quantum particle metaphor product, the Gilette Fusion.

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Why stop there? Why not mate it with a horseless carriage?

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