This Week in Spam

“interesting teens in bukkkake action.”

Ah, excellent, we hate those splattered pubescents who can’t hold up their end of the conversation.

“DEAR FRIEND,

MY NAME IS JOSEPH BROWN,A MERCHANT IN DUBAI,IN THE U.A.E. I HAVE BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH ESOPHAGEAL CANCER WHICH WAS DISCOVERED VERY LATE,DUE TO MY LAXITY INCARING FOR MY HEALTH. IT HAS DEFILED ALL FORMS OF MEDICINE…”

Hold on right there mister, we were just about to email you our routing and account numbers but refuse to be involved with anyone besmirching the hippocratic establishment.

“Peni$ Enlarge Patch is a fairytale which tends to be true.”

Well then it isn’t a fairytale, now is it? We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to go with a less confusing peni$ swelling sticker. Something like this…

“Are you tired of having sex only on the phone? With our Viagra Soft Tabs you can try real sex in bed. With our Viagra Soft Tabs you can screw a horse.”

Talk about honing their message!

“A cowardly cur barks more fiercely than it bites. Brunette European Teen Sucking Big Cock.”

Is that like a palindrome?

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  1. Malachi says:

    I read this post and decided to go through my attention-starved Spam folder to see what I could find. I was suprised to see this trick where a spammer sends a picture including the durogatory text which is undetectable because, well, its an image.

  2. Ben Popken says:

    Have been getting a lot of those, mainly for junk stocks and Rolex watch replicas.

  3. konstantConsumer says:

    is this going to be a regular post? i haven’t laughed this hard all day.

  4. CoffeeAddict says:

    Very funny, I love it :)