The Hellraiser Sneaker

Just do it.

It is made of latex and human hair. There’s also motors inside that make it vibrate and bend. Disgusting. We’re going to make our own sweatshop dedicated to sewing together monsters that will search and destroy these shoes. We will pay fifty-cents per day. Our monsters will double as mp3 players.

[Adam Brandler via Screenhead]

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  1. Yozzie says:

    “It rubs the lotion on its feet, or else it gets the hose again. That’s right, Precious.”