Microsoft Shares Your Pain

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For some reason, we imagine that if Microsoft's Share Your Pain was real, every Microsoft programmer would be quickly reduced to a gurgling slurry of diced meat. My day's Windows crashes alone would turn Takeshi Miike's stomach if inflicted upon some poor Microsoft programming nerd. As usual, deadpan German male sells it.

For some reason, we imagine that if Microsoft’s Share Your Pain was real, every Microsoft programmer would be quickly reduced to a gurgling slurry of diced meat. My day’s Windows crashes alone would turn Takeshi Miike’s stomach if inflicted upon some poor Microsoft programming nerd. As usual, deadpan German male sells it.