Oozinator Ooze Tested

Captivated by the Oozinator squirt guns possibilities, mainly those involving its ability to shoot ooze, we ordered one. Here is the money shot. It fulfills all your hopes and dreams. This is but a preview of a longer ooze opus. Enjoy.

Read the Oozinator thread to see why we cream over this Super Soaker squirt gun.

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  1. Pelagius says:

    I see that you, too, ascribe to the Empty Amazon Box and Beer Case School of Interior Design, sir.

  2. Ishmael says:

    Ben, you pansy. You didn’t play in the dirt enough as a kid, did you?

    So let’s see the thing in action! Oozinate something!

  3. Ben Popken says:

    It’s coming, just you wait.

  4. Ran Kailie says:

    Saw those are the Toys R Us a few weeks ago, almost dropped the money on it, the refill cans have biohazard symbols on them. (As if they needed to try any hard to make you believe they have a factory full of monkeys somewhere watching porn and spooging into the refill cans.)

    Looking at it in the video it does look a bit like the slime products nickelodeon put out many years ago. That stuff was pure nastiness, like massive gigantic boogers and my younger brother was obsessed with the stuff.

    Nickelodeon Gak and Goooze… Least they were smart enough to not put it in weapon form.

  5. Gotta reload, eh?

  6. Clare says:

    Add some boobs that video’s basically an outtake from a Vivid Video shoot.

  7. Mauvaise says:

    That’s awesome! And disgusting. But mostly awesome. More, please!

  8. Catherine says:

    That’s stomach-turning disgusting. Don’t keep us waiting too long for the rest.

    (I still can’t believe this is marketed toward kids.)

  9. AcidReign says:

    …..That looks like the best thing to do to an enemy since slinging ink out of a fountain pen! A good surprise shot down the back of the shirt might cause a coronary!

  10. MrBartokomous says:

    “I’m going to look for a sock”

    And with that, good sir… you have made my day.

  11. Coco Schwab says:

    It’s very potent stuff. We made a toaster dance with it.

  12. BostonBum says:

    Screw that, I made the Statue of Liberty walk with it. And gave my girlfriend an infection in her eye.

  13. ‘Geniously disgusting’ – love it.