Best Posts Ever, This Week

Beat an Ebay Scammer: Call His Mom. A little Googling and you can have that fraudster sniveling on his mom’s linoleum floor, begging for mercy. No personal sponge-baths for a week, young man.
The Best Thing We Have Ever Posted: Reader Tries To Cancel AOL. ‘Nuff said.
Canceling Fax Service Like Passing Gallstones. You’re right, that really does look like he’s crushing a hamster.
American Apparel Resignation Letter. Gawker said that after receiving this, Dov Charney fucked the envelope it came in.
How To Get Your Phone Fixed: Make It A Pay Phone. Sweet phreak, just don’t get carried away and start blowing kazoo sounds in like Captain Crunch, that shit doesn’t work anymore.

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  1. ModerateSnark says:

    Your search – “safe to say she loves her socks” – did not match any documents.

    Rats.

    Well, I did find a parody of it here.

    Oh, wait. Here it is.

  2. ModerateSnark says:

    A comment I had posted here was lost in the server shuffle.
    For what it’s worth, it went something like this:

    Your search – “safe to say she loves her socks” – did not match any documents.

    Rats.

    Well, I did find a parody of it here.

    Oh, wait. Here it is.