• Today’s Woot! is the Gyration Ultra Compact Keyboard and mouse for $35, shipped (and refurbished). Gyration makes those mice you can use just holding them in your hand and tilting—perfect for home theater PC rigs.
• Wait! What if the fever from the infection is muting his own, latent healing factor? Sub-cutaneous robot mites can do that. If he had robot mites don’t you think we’d have seen them on the CT scan, you thieving black person? His own adamantium skeleton might have cloaked the robot mites from our tests! What if we put him into an MRI and used the magnet to rip the robot mites from his body—his healing factor would repair any damage once as long as it kicked in. Or—cancer.
It would rip his skeleton right out of his flesh. I don’t pay you to worry about the consequences. Spin ‘er up.
From Season Two of House, M.D.—available at Best Buy for $18, shipped, in pre-order—the un-aired Episode X: House vs. Wolverine.
• ExpreCom is selling a 2GHz MacbookPro with 1.5GB of RAM for $2000, shipped.
• Wal-Mart has the Konica Minolta 7D DSLR with lens for only $700 plus shipping. You know you want it, Cole.