Mass Schadenfreude

&bull: Don’t get a laptop from an alliterative store that begins with a B, parts 1, 2 and 3. [BIT-101 Blog]
• When did Architectural Digest retention letters get so uppity? [Bon Jour, Pee Wee]
• It’s around this time that you just need to accept the fact that PetSmart does not want to groom your pooch. [Dave McGurgan]
• The thing about car dealers is that they can refi their soul at anytime. [Copyranter]