So we’ve just replaced our Myspace profile photo with shemale porn.
We’re also uploading a lesbian strapon movie.
We also sent out a bulletin to all our friends, telling them to check out our new pic and movie. It’s 4:27pm EST, let’s see how long it takes for our profile [NSFW] to finally get deleted.
Previously:
UPDATE: It’s still up there, so obviously we need to put up more porn.
UPDATE: The shemale pic got deleted, but the profile is still there. Maybe Myspace just has a no shemale policy? We shall see and upload a variety.
UPDATE: Sometime before 10:15 PM EST, our profile was deteled. Yay, we win.
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Fucking hilarious… shouldn’t this be some sort of contest? First Consumerist reader to get their MySpace account deleted wins a strapon?
When did it get taken down? 4:56 now and no more.
Well, you’ve lasted half an hour.
Nice resumé, by the way.
Maybe you should replace that with profanity and occupations like “Murdoch fluffer.”
It’s still there.
ph34r my 1337 suggesting skillz, etc, etc.
Good job!
fluffee?
Your horribly offensive myspace profile has been reported to the authorities. Hopefully people with high morals will help thwart this blatant attempt to push the shemale adgenda on America’s youth.
Has anyone considered that the profile may never get deleted unless somebody complains about it?
Seriously guys I’ve seen some borderline stuff while surfing myspace (mostly in the comments) so I’m prone to wonder exactly what kind of steps will be taken to neutralize popken.
It’s still there, so obviously we need more porn.
Nice picks.
Wow, your comment didn’t appear until about 7:50PM ET. The main page said “9 comments, latest by Ben Popken” but there were only 8 here until now. And one of my comments about the Zales thing got completely lost, so I’m gonna go try it again, now.
I guess there was some big blockage stuck in Gawker’s comment pipe…
…oh, and I noticed you changed your profile picture again.
Do you think more porn will really help? How much porn? I would love to hold a porn drive, but I have nothing to donate. Can you wait until Monday?
Let’s all donate as much [non-incriminatining] porn as possible – nothing perishable – and see if we can help the Myspace recognition policy.
popken is still available. hmm, you sure people are looking at the same thing?
try something from a peeing site.
Goatse it
Now it’s “15 comments, lastest by Sam C” and I can only see the first 9 thru Ben’s 7:08PM ET comment. That’s about 2 1/2 hours ago.
Ben’s two updates within the original post have appeared.
I’m done for tonight. I’ll check in the morning to see if Gawker was able to dump out the comments currently impacted in its bowels.
So, I checked one more time, and…
Success!
Not with the comments, which are still impacted, but Ben’s myspace space has bitten the dust!
(as of approx. 10:15PM ET)
Account deleted.
You win!
it seems to be gone now. well done.
Well, it’s gone now.
It finally worked. And all before I got to send you a friend request.
It’s gone now. Rest easy, Emperor Consumeratis! MySpace no longer holds you in their thrall.
Well it’s now gone… 12:40 central time…
It’s now 12:08 pacific time. You are officially linking to an “Invalid Friend ID.” because “This user has either cancelled their membership, or their account has been deleted.”
I think kudos are in order, but I’m debating whether or not kudos and shemale porn should ever be connected.
You’re the man! I’m also fed up with writing to “support” to get my profiles deleted from different services – and didn’t even get any replies!
As it seems, porn is the weapon of choice, when a polite request fails…
The porn worked. We’ve been deleted.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again; MySpace is what happens when the internet throws up.
I am wondering why you are having so much trouble deleting myspace. My roomate has had two profiles and he has deleted each one within 24 hrs. Maybe they are biased against you or they want to see what lengths you are willing to go to.
You make it sound like porn is a *bad* thing. o_O
Not like anyone is going to ever see this post, but the term shemale is really really offensive.