The News Can, and Will, Kill You

• Justice Department wants ISPs to keep logs of customer’s web-surfing activities to help future subpoenas. Gotta to catch those Maoist child pornographers. [NYT]
• More mud to the waters, job gain failed May expectations, but unemployment is still at a 5-year low of 4.6%. [NYT]
• OPEC to retain its current output levels, despite Chavez’s desire to bleed “Mr. Danger.” [LAT]
• 4th worst spammer in the world gets $1 million fine and is stripped of his powers to make your penis bigger. [CT]