The Oozinator Delights Children
Hasbro Marketing Executive, a glowing light bulb bouncing merrily above his skull: "I've got it! First, we'll design our new Supersoaker water gun with the shape and hue of a grotesque alien phallus. Then, instead of water, we'll make it squirt ropes of thick, opalescent ooze! Finally, we'll market it with a television spot in which a pan-ethnic rainbow of small children are the gleeful recipients to load after hot, sticky load shot all over their chests and faces! It's a win!"
Even the Oozinator sounds like someone's pet name for their masculinity... post venereal disease. Thanks, Joel!
UPDATE: There were some damn funny Amazon review pages of the product that have since been deleted. have been deleted. We've got a few archived here.
This is a test contextual ad for the SHOPPING category. It should appear on all SHOPPING entries, unless the subcategory has its own ad.
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Wow, it doesn't get much better then this when it come to marketing glitches. That's awesomely terrible.
Almost as great as the Harry Potter battery-powered vibrating broom that you put between your legs...
Am I the only one who wishes that this commercial has a money shot or two? Honestly, oozing all over a beshirted chest is one thing, but why not the face?
It's a sad day when a children's ad is NSFW.
The great patrons of Amazon have shared their expiriences with this wonderful toy:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/customer-reviews/B000BXJ0...
-GB
I'll have to mention the erection that this ad gave me the next time I visit my therapist.
Isn't the FBI on some sort of Internet Crusade to banish filth like this?
Haha, that ad is too much. All of the reactions seem to mirror those of my ex-girlfriends to my potent brand of 'ooze', is there some sort of anti-Ooze campaign going on?
Oh. My. God. I haven't had a good laugh like this in a LONG time! Who would have thunk it that something so clean could be so "Dirrrty"?
Shit all over your face .... KID!
The Oozinator: Preparing young boys for a career in gay porn.... Since 2006.