The News: Arrogant, Unethical, and Fabulous Edition
• Dell will try out opening Dell-only stores in 2 malls. In a bid to outdo Apple by one whole dimension, the stores will take the form of obsidian tesseracts.
• Government ordained mortgage market maker Fannie Mae cited for epic corruption, heiny caned with $400 million fine.
• Insurers fought the homeless killing, insurance scammin' grannies back in 2000 but the golden-gilt girls managed to pull the needlepoint over their eyes.
• New Nike shoes talk to your iPod nano, share complaints about your bowlegged stride, obsession with The Association.
• Nah nah nah, kids are circumventing anti-Myspace filters by setting up their own proxy servers from home and accessing them at school.
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